OFFBEAT NEWS:

Lottery Winner’s Son Sues For More Money

Dave Dawes won $131-million in the lotto. He’s had to use some of that money for legal fees because his son Michael tried to sue him. Why? He wanted more money.

Dave gave his son, who has a high paying IT job, about $2-million. Within two years, 32-year-old Michael and 34-year-old partner James Beedle had blown through most of it. So Michael did what ungrateful child would do: took his dad to court claiming his pops and stepmom Angie promised he’d never have to worry about money.

Thankfully, the judge in the case saw the situation for what it was and dismissed Michael’s claims. As he puts it, “there was no basis on which any rational or normal human being could conclude that they could go back for more money whenever they wanted.”

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Weed Stash Accidentally Donated To Charity

Whoever dropped off a bag of clothing at the Maplewood, Minnesota consignment shop Once Upon A Child left something very valuable, and illegal, behind. According to authorities, the bag also included 60 small bags of marijuana, worth about $11-hundred.

Police took to social media to ask the “genius” who “accidentally donated” the drugs to come forward. So far, no ones come forward

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STUPID CRIMINALS:

Kid narcs on his dad for having a stash of drugs:

Kids say the darnedest, and the most incriminating, things. An 11-year-old in Lawrence, Massachusetts called the police and informed them that his dad had a stash of drugs in his luggage and had sold narcotics earlier in the day. When police investigated, they found more than 200 grams of heroin and the opioid fentanyl, worth about $8,500, in the suitcase. Dad Yamil Mercado, is now facing trafficking heroin and reckless endangerment of a child charges.

Woman accused of trying to sell her baby:

We have another contender for the worst mom of 2017. Keanaendigo M. James has been arrested after she reportedly tried to sell her newborn daughter. The price of a baby according to the 22-year-old? $17-hundred. Montoursville, Pennsylvania police also charged James with driving without a license and operating a vehicle out of inspection.

Police officer steals package of hamburger he shoved down his pants:

Matthew Barthelmass was caught with hamburger down his pants. Seriously. The 36-year-old Kentwood, Missouri man was spotted with a $30 package of meat down his pants after he tried to walk out of the store without paying. The real twist? Barthelmass is a police sergeant. Well he was. The 15-year veteran of the force resigned and is now facing a shoplifting charge.