OFFBEAT NEWS:

Teen Model Turning Negative Comments Into Toilet Paper

Unfortunately, being even slightly famous nowadays means you’re going to have to deal with your fair share of haters. A 19-year-old teen model and fashion blogger has found maybe the best way to deal with the negative comments: turn them into toilet paper.

Chiara Nasti posted a photo of the TP with the caption “Clean yourself with decency.” So far, 24-thousand people have liked the photo, declaring Nasti a “genius.”

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Someone Stashed “Life Changing” Amount Of Gold In Piano

A piano tune up ended up being a potentially massive windfall for the owners. They took the instrument to a Shropshire, England shop to have it spruced up and that’s when a “life changing” amount of gold was found stashed inside a piano.

Now authorities are on the hunt for whoever put the gold in the instrument, which the current owners bought in 1983.

The people who currently own the piano are definitely hoping no one comes forward. Investigators will be trying to find the former piano players until April 20th. After that, the undisclosed amount of gold will officially become treasure and will go to the current owners.

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Man’s Purposeful McDonald’s Order Leaves Him With A Piece Of Cheese

We all know those people who ask to hold the pickles, or put the dressing on the side. In case you missed it, one man in UK wanted to see what would happen if he ordered a burger with nothing on it – not even the burger. He used a kiosk at a McDonald’s to order a cheeseburger, but asking for all the frills to be removed…no bun, no patty, no onions, no burger. He got it!

What exactly did he get?  A piece of cheese delivered inside a burger container. The man, whose twitter handle is Col. Merchant, posted a photo of his order and his receipt along with caption “Not sure what I expected.” He also responded to a fellow Twitter user and said he paid the same as he would have for a cheeseburger with everything included.

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There’s a New Cologne That Makes You Smell Like Kittens

Guys don’t generally wear cologne because they like it.  It’s all about attracting the ladies.  Which is why this is brilliant:  A fragrance company called Demeter just released a new scent that makes you smell like KITTENS.

It’s called “Kitten Fur,” and they describe the scent as, quote, “the olfactory essence of the warmth and comfort from just behind a kitten’s neck.”

A four-ounce bottle costs $40 at DemeterFragrance.com.  You can also get a sample for $3 . . . a bottle of kitten-scented body wash for $20 . . . or some kitten-scented lotion for $22.

If kittens aren’t your thing, their other scents include “Popcorn” . . . “Giant Sequoia” . . . “New Baby” . . . and “Gin and Tonic.”

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STUPID CRIMINALS:

Woman gets violent because her french fries weren’t salty enough:

Police in Clayton County, Georgia are looking for a resident who takes her french fries a little too seriously. The woman was caught on camera taking two containers of food she’d ordered and throwing them at employees behind the counter at the local Zaxby’s. She then punched an employee on her way out. When asked what set her off, a cop said “the French fries did not have enough seasoning salt on them.” Check out surveillance footage to the right.

Teenagers open fire over pizza order:

In even more news of people getting criminal over their food order, a trio of teenagers in Memphis opened fire on a Nashville food market after they were given pizza with the wrong toppings. An undercover cop witnessed the whole incident and tailed the trio’s car, calling for backup along the way. Nobody was injured, but 18-year-old Djuan Bowers, 17-year-old Tynerick Turner and a 16-year-old boy were all arrested. What’s more, the two older boys were also linked to a gunpoint robbery last month.

Women fight over shoveled parking lot:

Bad weather makes people do stupid things, just look at the two women in Ashland, Pennsylvania who got into a physical altercation over a newly shoveled parking spot on a snowy street. A 23-year-old woman claimed she did the hard work and shoveled the spot, which her 43-year-old neighbor’s husband then parked his pickup in. The pair of women got into an argument before punches were thrown and hair was pulled. It’s unclear how police got involved, but both women are now facing disorderly conduct charges.