Fortune Teller Uses Asparagus To Predict The Future

Who needs a crystal ball when you can tell the future with something you probably have in your fridge? Jemima Packington uses asparagus to predict what’s coming our way.

Dubbed the Mystic Veg, the British woman tosses asparagus in the air and interprets how they fall. Packington claims she has repeat customers because her readings are so accurate and when it comes time for the annual British Asparagus Festival, she does around 50 readings a day.

Here are a few things Packington sees coming thanks to her mystical veggies:

The USA will be seen as a pariah thanks to Donald Trump’s presidency

Brexit will go ahead despite efforts of those wishing to derail it

Other European Union countries will follow UK’s example and apply to withdraw from the EU

Troubling times are ahead for the Royal Family

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Senior Citizen Helps Pull Two People From A Burning Car

Age ain’t nothing but a number! Lindell Marbut saw a car lose control, flip over, and catch on fire. Despite being 85-years-old and using a cane to get around, Marbut went outside to try and help while his caretaker ran next door to call 911.

He saw the 22-year-old driver’s hand and pulled her out of the fiery car and pulled her to the garage. Marbut and his caretaker, Sondra Young, then helped pull the passenger out of the car, too. “If it wasn’t for the gentleman to pull them out,” firefighter Keith Flemming says, “it wouldn’t have been a good turnout.”

As for Marbut himself, he doesn’t feel like a hero. “I just feel like an old man trying to save somebody’s life,” he says. “I’d do it again if I had to.”

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STUPID CRIMINALS:

Woman attacks her husband because he refused to sleep with her:

Kerry Lee Pineiro does not take no for an answer. The Seminole, Florida woman had a few drinks and wanted to get busy with her husband but he wasn’t in the mood. That’s when the 61-year-old reportedly punched her hubby straight in the face. Pinero also kneed him twice in the groin. She is now facing a domestic battery charge.

Man with a tattoo in honor of his mom arrested for assaulting her:

Choose your ink carefully or you could end up being an incredible example of irony. That’s what happened to 21-year-old Thomas Pinson of St. Petersburg, Florida. He got into a fight with his 47-year-old mom Carmon and shoved her to the ground. He also happens to have her name tattooed on his chest along with a rose. Thomas is now facing a domestic battery charge.

Man shoots at wife and daughter over grilled cheese:

Whatever you do, stay clear of Daniel Brian Blackwell’s grilled cheese sandwiches. The 55-year-old from Dundalk, Maryland reportedly fired his gun with his wife and three teenagers in the house all because Blackwell’s wife took a bite out of his grilled-cheese sandwich. But wait, there’s more! As if taking out a gun isn’t dramatic enough, Blackwell also barricaded himself inside the house for three hours before surrendering to police. Luckily, no one was hurt, but Blackwell is now facing attempted first- and second- degree murder, first- and second-degree assault, reckless endangerment and various firearms violations.